calendar ho

a hot playmate who appears on porn calendars

man- hey guy's name want to go to the bar

guy- naw, stayin' home to watch a hot calendar ho

by rickreel November 30, 2011

Buff a ho

When a player hits the strip club and "Buffs A Ho" with his cash. May refer specifically to the act of dropping bills on a stripers ass, essentially buffing the area as it passes.

Watch me in the club while I buff a ho.

by tbonics April 18, 2016

Catapult Ho

A woman who has an invisible mattress tied to her back,and throws herself at anyone male or female!

Friend 1:"Did you see Barbara all over those butches at the club?"

Friend2,"I saw her. She's a catapult ho. Just throws herself at butches whenever she can"

by JocularCyrano62 September 9, 2010

Ho zoned

When you're trying to get laid by a prostitute or by known ho but can't get none.

Benny: Yo Grant, so I tried to get laid by this prostitute but we just ended up talking and going to a movie. Guess I'll just stay a virgin...
Grant: Did you pay for the movie to?
Benny: Yup.
Grant: Damn bro you just got ho zoned.

by Da Cap'n Speaking November 30, 2014

Ho-lized

When you need a ho, but you can’t get one. Side effects include depression and ED.

Man 1: Nigga u can’t pull for shit
Man 2: yea u right Nigga, I’ve been ho-lized

by FREE R. KELLY January 27, 2022

Show Ho

A person who uses you for tickets to a concert, event or movie.

We went on a few dates and I never heard from her again. She was just a Show Ho getting those free tickets.

by Sicknesses17 November 19, 2017

Quack Ho

A duck who who likes to fuck.

Yo, that duck is a ho ... a quack ho

by QuackingAround September 22, 2022