Drive Our Roads

Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.

Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

text drive

The urge or compulsion to text, tweet, or comment. Analogous to sex drive, varying enormously from one person to another, and depending on circumstances at a particular time.

She asked me to follow her back on Twitter, but I explained it would be unsatisfying because we had different text drives; I was more of a few times a week type and she was more of a several times a day type.

by Callaman June 11, 2011

drive stay

When Jake Paul tries to be edgy and justify having large party's during a pandemic.

Jake: iTs A dRiVe BY nOt A DrIvE sTaY!!

Commenters: shut the fuck up

by Hotbananastub December 15, 2020

drive by complment

Screamning a complment to someone walking out of the window of a moving car.

Guy riding shotgun:YOUR A GOOD KID!
Person walking: Thanks!
Driver: Nice on man!
Guy riding shotgun: YOUR A GOOD PERSON GOD LOVES YOU!
Driver: nice drive by complment dude!

by joeistheman! December 6, 2009

Drive Stay

Drive Stay is when you confront and/or fight someone rather than running away

Guy 1: Oh did you see Jake Paul’s Instagram today?

Guy 2: Yeah he’s a little bitch he ran away instead of confronting DillonDanis

Guy 1: Yeah because Jake knows he would get knocked the fuck out

Guy 2: Yeah he should’ve done a Drive Stay on Dillon instead of running away

by JakeIsAPussy December 15, 2020

Drink and drive December

31 day challenge where you can have all the fun in the world and explore the best way of driving. Go crazy with it

Man are you gonna participate in drink and drive December this year?

Hell yeah

by TheDDDcreator November 12, 2022

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEE-

My friend you need some fucking help

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER is a Deltarune meme with Asgore Dreemurr, Father of Kris Dreemurr the Protaganist of Deltarune and Asriel Dreemurr, Ex Husband of Toriel Dreemurr running over Dess Holiday, Thought to be the Roaring Knight and Haunts the entire game, She was the sister of Noelle Holiday, One of the main characters starting from Chapter 2 and the Daughter of Rudy and Carol Holiday, The lyric mentions the Bergun-Truck, Asgores truck used to kill Dess Holiday, and interpreted as a Ford F150, The animation Involves Asgore looking forward and turning right in our direction and smiling, Then cuts to him Driving and implied to be drunk by the lyric, we him from behind with his arm tight on the wheel showing his veins, A dashboard ornament of Kris wearing a red headband with horns can be seen along with a piece of unknown material with the words I pic of a heart my family, this is taking place in a dark forest at night, Dess is running from Asgore and also throws a rock at his car but a few moments later gets run over with us first seeing her turn back and have a pizza tower like face but then we see a splash of blood indicating her demise.

by Braindead Deltarune Fan October 5, 2025