by Jaymenix September 21, 2022

The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.
by Expert pedestrian March 17, 2010

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.
by Le Bossman July 19, 2023

Someone who scrolls through multiple apps at a time for hours a day putting off everything important and feening for every last drop of dopamine
Jessica scrolled thru tiktok everyday for 5 hours everyday for 4 months. In return frying and killing the ability to produce happiness of stuff that isn’t 20 second short videos. This would make her a dopamine zombie
by Dimes123 April 9, 2023

A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.
How was talking to Tom last night?
He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.
Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.
Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021

A seemingly random calendar invite that shows up in your diary; the origins of which appear to be unknown.
by ForMrAbel May 4, 2018
