Arm-pit of the Internet controlled by corporate scumbags.
Videos
The videos are usually decent quality. Some are amazing but some are piss-poor quality though.
Comments
Home to some of the most redundant and annoying comments you'll ever find.
Comments are usually written by people who need attention.
Opinions
Don't even think of trying to post your opinion. People will try to argue with you with their terrible grammar and poor temper
On a music video:
Videos
The videos are usually decent quality. Some are amazing but some are piss-poor quality though.
Comments
Home to some of the most redundant and annoying comments you'll ever find.
Comments are usually written by people who need attention.
Opinions
Don't even think of trying to post your opinion. People will try to argue with you with their terrible grammar and poor temper
On a music video:
Ghosty: Wow I love this band, I remember when this song came out back in blank
Nick Smith (default profile): I don't like this band too much. They're alright though.
Ghosty: I ✨✨ fuking ✨✨ hate you bich. 🌺
Nick Smith: ..What? You shouldnt be on youtube if you're gonna act like that.
Nick Smith (default profile): I don't like this band too much. They're alright though.
Ghosty: I ✨✨ fuking ✨✨ hate you bich. 🌺
Nick Smith: ..What? You shouldnt be on youtube if you're gonna act like that.
by diamondboy5860dictionary August 14, 2021

The YouTube Partnership Program is an opportunity for YouTube users that, after surpassing a certain amount of subscribers and views, allows the user to profit off of advertising revenue and paid promotions. However, it was also mischievously designed to fuck over smaller channels that have not yet met their requirements to be eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program by cockweeds that only care about the product first and creativity second.
There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.
But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.
There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.
But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.
Friend: "Hey, I heard you're eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program! That's awesome!"
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."
by ARGUS_SBB January 22, 2018

noun - A person who has absolutely no experience or legitimate knowledge of a topic, but criticizes and corrects doctors, etc. because they consider themselves the Einstein of the comments section; similar to a keyboard warrior, but less angry and more arrogant/douchey. These people tend to be very unlikable and typically instigate a very long thread of trolling comments back-and-forth, demonstrating further that they are definitely a douche bag.
Oh look, another YouTube Professional watched a three-minute video on popping blackheads and now is telling Dr. Pimple Popper how she should change her techniquebecause he actually thinks that his opinion > medical school.
by Apocalypse2017!Yay! January 6, 2017

Any lowlife piece of shit who has no job or skill in any subject to do anything that actually contributes to society. Instead these people make youtube videos and make money off of them and make everyone else with a real job look like complete asshats. And when you tell them this, they unleash their autistic fanbase on you because they're too weak and pathetic to even stand up for themselves.
by User26517 April 6, 2018

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