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Pizza Willy

The act of sticking your pizza sauce finger in ones ear. (Like a wet Willy but with Pizza Sauce)
Ew! Dad just threatened to give me a Pizza Willy! So gross! Wash your hands Dad!
Pizza Willy by SouthbayJen April 20, 2021

bum willy 

this day is where you go to someones house and call them a bum willy
Adam: your such a bum willy

Jasmine: HEY! why are you in my house?
Adam: oh its bum willy day :)
bum willy by coolgirll May 10, 2021

free willy 

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.
free willy by Shepshape June 22, 2021

Wet Willy in the ass 

When a woman sucks a mans dick and then fucks her in the ass
Yeah, I gave the wife a wet willy in the ass last night.

Free Willy 

When you self-fellate, cum in your own mouth, then spit it in the air as you jump over a young child shouting "FREE WILLY" causing the cum to land on your own back as you do it
Last night I was bored of shagging Barbara so I decided to give myself the old "Free Willy" with her son Joseph.

It was amazing!
Free Willy by RichterBlowhole July 30, 2021

Wet Willy Nelson 

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole
Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!
Wet Willy Nelson by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021