Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010

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Baste jumping

When your homies ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert it into more than 3 home girls.

Scotty just is going baste jumping after work. Ashley, Maggie, and Angela volunteered to be jumped.

by Swedish baster May 5, 2024

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Catch a jump

When someone asks for your lit cigarette to light their cigarette with.

Hey man, can I catch a jump right quick?

by RLM2006 July 9, 2019

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Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to avoid being stuck in a lockdown or Covid hotspot.

Is Jenna in town?

Nah, she's covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 18, 2020

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Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.

Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

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"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"

by bigc88 March 28, 2025

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