Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024

The act of dropping one self sideways without any regard to where he/she might land.
Often practiced mid-winter in the great white north.
Often practiced mid-winter in the great white north.
by CaptnJack April 25, 2014

by lhtop July 9, 2016

by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017

When one person (huggie) lays down and hugger lays on top (in any direction), with most of their body weight on the huggie, as if a acting like a beached whale.
by adp723 October 13, 2016

The art of picking up fat bitching, (the whale) in a large car (like a Lincoln town car or similar ie a boat). Once the whale has been landed you harpoon it till your semen flood into its blow hole. However, unless you are Japanese please practice catch and release.
by TenshiAkurei June 30, 2025

by Tom Mck March 13, 2008
