Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.
by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024
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whale drop

The act of dropping one self sideways without any regard to where he/she might land.
Often practiced mid-winter in the great white north.
Dude! I was walking down this trail, and got so tired that I *whale dropped* on the spot.
by CaptnJack April 25, 2014
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whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings
He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!
by lhtop July 9, 2016
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Whale Hug

When one person (huggie) lays down and hugger lays on top (in any direction), with most of their body weight on the huggie, as if a acting like a beached whale.
by adp723 October 13, 2016
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Whaling

The art of picking up fat bitching, (the whale) in a large car (like a Lincoln town car or similar ie a boat). Once the whale has been landed you harpoon it till your semen flood into its blow hole. However, unless you are Japanese please practice catch and release.
Me and the boys gassing up the old Lincoln and going whaling tonight.
by TenshiAkurei June 30, 2025
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