Puritan twat

A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health
A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park
by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020
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twat stuffer

A tampon, or other brand name object of similar design and intent.
Hey, I got my period and I don't have my purse, do you have a twat stuffer I can have or some change so I can get one from the machine???
by MITB October 18, 2007
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twat crumble

A crumble from your waffle.
He was eating my waffle and then I saw it.... a twat crumble on his bottom lip.
by tsnmikush September 24, 2017
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twat nucket

A squanchy faced woman whos goal in life is to be a complete cunt/succubus.
My ex is a such a fucking twat nucket, she's still trying to make herself look like a helpless Sack of lying decomposing shit.
by Mr. Puppers May 07, 2021
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Twat Swatter

A girl version of a cock blocker.

Somebody who will not let you get laid.

A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."

"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"

"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 18, 2009
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Twat-swatter

Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
by KingUnicorn477 May 20, 2009
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Twat Swat

“Girl don’t twat swat me tonight”

- Erica Denniston & Kayla Strattman
by Kayizzzzzzle June 23, 2019
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