twat stuffer

A tampon, or other brand name object of similar design and intent.

Hey, I got my period and I don't have my purse, do you have a twat stuffer I can have or some change so I can get one from the machine???

by MITB November 3, 2007

Twat Napkin

A used pad and/ or tampon. Or a bloody pad/tampon.

Shut up and quit acting like a Twat Napkin", or "I'm so hungover I feel like a Twat Napkin

by kajmagician August 4, 2011

twat crumble

A crumble from your waffle.

He was eating my waffle and then I saw it.... a twat crumble on his bottom lip.

by tsnmikush September 23, 2017

Twat Swing

Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.

ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!

Bro, yesterday I did a twat swing, it felt great!

by jakens88 October 6, 2010

Twat-swatter

It is the girl version of the cock-blocker.

Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!

by KingUnicorn477 May 19, 2009

Twat Mongor

Verb:

1) The act of being the biggest twat ever

2) the act of finding and "owning" all the twats in the premicise

Adj:

1) a person who is worse then a twat.

2) A real Dick

verb Jimmy: dude im such a twat mongor

Adj Billy: dude your such a twat mongor

by professional twat mongor February 17, 2010

Twat Lot

A place to park your cock.

I parked my cock in her twat lot.

by longlasting December 19, 2008