Touch some water

Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.

Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"

by VeeDAB September 4, 2021

Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 1, 2021

Touch bag

Do Coke

Every time I’m in the strip club I go touch bag in the bathroom

by Fratguy7 August 7, 2025

multi-touch

Multi-Touch:
1) The act of slapping one's penis against the revolutionary iPhone device in a desire to utilize the new input system. This is usually done with the intent of creating a pleasing "slapping" sound against the iPhone or other modile devices. The best way to do this is when you have men from two different ethnic backgrounds "multi-touching". This creates the greatest experience of "multi colored" "multi-touch".

1) Dude, lets go multi-touch on this new iPhone

by Steve Witherspoon July 12, 2007

Toe touches

Bad/unbearable(like sweaty toes)

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’

by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Thirty Three Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Thirty Three Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Thirty Three Years.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

touch of the tizzle

To touch someone with your penis and give them a touch of the tizzle

I gave her the touch of the tizzle treatment

by RIZ EM February 23, 2025