A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:
1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.
by MattyP603 November 11, 2013
The act of tucking a snus into the foreskin of an erect, uncircumcised penis.
⚠️WARNING: Beginners should refrain from double tucking
⚠️WARNING: Beginners should refrain from double tucking
“Yo bro, you coming out to the club?”
“Nah man, gonna put on my Scandinavian turtle neck and call it a night.”
“Nah man, gonna put on my Scandinavian turtle neck and call it a night.”
by Bynn Capmann March 25, 2021
by Durty Dee August 23, 2006
by Jelly and Danny (Carissa watched) September 18, 2006
A sex position where one person jumps on another and rides on their back as the first person starts rocking back and forth.
by Stan Walker September 01, 2008
That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!
by Kuhtarl February 19, 2011
similar to the awkward turtle, place your hands on top of each other, except point your palms towards the awkward individual (representing the evolution of the ninja turtles to walk upright) and make punching/kicking gestures with your forefingers/thumbs
by Craiggy February 25, 2008