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twat rag

term used in Southern US to describe someone who is mean or rude. Also used as a term of endearment between two jocks or two bros.
She cut me off on the freeway, that twat rag

Between two bros: You twat rag, you drank all the crown and didnt replace it!

Twat rag, I can believe you fucked her in the ass after she took a big shit and didnt wipe!
by SeanDSSS June 28, 2009
mugGet the twat ragmug.

Twat Swing

Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.

ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!
Bro, yesterday I did a twat swing, it felt great!
by jakens88 October 6, 2010
mugGet the Twat Swingmug.

Twat-swatter

Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
by KingUnicorn477 May 19, 2009
mugGet the Twat-swattermug.

Twat Mongor

Verb:

1) The act of being the biggest twat ever

2) the act of finding and "owning" all the twats in the premicise

Adj:

1) a person who is worse then a twat.

2) A real Dick
verb Jimmy: dude im such a twat mongor

Adj Billy: dude your such a twat mongor
by professional twat mongor February 17, 2010
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Track Twat

Not limited to running exclusively, but the foul odor/moisture that is present in the pubis region of a female post-exercise.

The severity of Track Twat is directly proportional to the amount of pubic hair contained within the area in question.
"I found out the girl that I run with is a swinger. I'd totally bang her mid-run if it weren't for TRACK TWAT."

"I totally wanted to wear these panties out tonight, but I can't because of TRACK TWAT!"
by O-Dip February 20, 2010
mugGet the Track Twatmug.

Twat Lot

I parked my cock in her twat lot.
by longlasting December 19, 2008
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Twat Ruffle

A girls proverbial ego or feelings as it were. Can also be used as slang.
Don't get your Twat Ruffle in a twist, I didn't mean to imply you were ignorant. Other terms related: Don't get your panties in a wad or Don't get your Panties in a twist... God that girl is such a Twat Ruffle she really gets on my nerves....
by tallen79 September 29, 2012
mugGet the Twat Rufflemug.

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