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handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.
Shit, we’re handing in papers
by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018
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flat as paper

When a girl has no boobs and is the same chest shape as paper
__________________________(girl)
__________________________(Paper)
Have you seen that girl Jamie's she's legit flat as paper
by I'm poppy May 1, 2018
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Paper nut

Gabby Lewis is the biggest nut out there and I want to mess her up plz hit my line up🤤🤤
Paper nut wants me to come to her party!!!🔥
by Paige’s daddy👅 March 4, 2019
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Paper dart

National paper dart day-December 4

Let’s fill the ceiling!
Kids keep throwing paper darts in my ceiling.
by Shit disturber November 28, 2019
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Paper mache

Paper mache,
Art an a cave,
Super hero,
No cape. Capture a claim,
Climates will change,
When colder winds came,
Did you remember my name.

leave me a key left out in the rain?
Did I fiddle your pockets,
An bark at the strain the indeffiant pain?
That since I’ve had you, I’ve had nothing left to gain? No remark boasted in vain.

No retract for the want no the need for a surge through my veins.

An I contemplate damage darkness an dismay.
I recollect all my aggressive an am violent outraged.

But only when confused and feel falling oddly out placed.
So take what you want how you may.. I think more that I should how it could really be.
by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019
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Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021
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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 7, 2021
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