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most magical bitch

A mystical women which renders the male species to all logic.

When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.

She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.

Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.

Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.
The most magical bitch still has me figuring her out.
by Thomas...! June 2, 2017
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Magical Free Wind

The act of sitting in a room and an awful odor fills the room. You look around to see who it was and everyone else is staring at you. Embarrassment rushes as you soon find out that you have just had a magical experience of a free wind.
Guy: *sniff* What was that?
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
by retouQ August 30, 2010
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Ride that magic carpet

She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.
by Dump truck November 4, 2016
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the 2 magical words

When trying to get a girlfriend or boyfriend, use the 2 magical words.
by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017
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shiny red magic

a touch of something very very special. converts the humdrum every day to bells and whistles with extra sparkly bits.
When speaking of a highly tuned scooter..

"Well it's had a bit of shiny red magic" = it goes like stink!
by parka March 15, 2012
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do yo magic

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by bigdickreed April 22, 2018
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the magic frog moment

when the energy suddenly changes and seems really surreal and then theres a frog. you follow the frog and it leads to another dimension. this happens to every person at least once in their life. good luck
1 : where did you go?
2 : oh i had the magic frog moment
by ferrettoes1 May 22, 2020
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