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The Johnson

A sex position where the female is put in the walls of jericho and brutally pounded
“bro did you hear? he put her in The Johnson last night
by caleb hodge December 21, 2022
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William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
This WilliamHaroldJohnson is a real cuck.
by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018
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sam johnson

the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.
sam johnson is fucking amazing and is way better than that not richard
by thatoneroadman November 26, 2020
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sadie johnson

the girl that everyone sees but doesn’t really notice how amazing she is until you have actually gotten to know her. The type of girl you miss when you go from seeing her everyday to once in awhile. The person that will dance all crazy with you who will listen to your problems who will make fun of you when you fall on your face and who will do the splints for no reason just because. she’s crazy beautiful but also just plain simple crazy
sadie johnson will not stop talking about the office does she listen to any other kind of music other than glee
by josh stole my fish glasses October 3, 2019
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Tiny Johnson

I think that guy's poor attitude is linked to having a tiny Johnson
by DutchRub September 27, 2025
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Josh J Johnson

That guy that nobody knows who he is.
Guy: Who the hell is Josh J Johnson? Guy 2: A crab or something idk lol
by SadCavernGuy October 16, 2020
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Release Smee Johnson

A word for every use. Noun, adjective, verb. Anything you could ever think of. Cat got your tongue? Just release smee Johnson!
It’s been years since I’ve seen you release smee Johnson!!
Man it’s been a while since I’ve release me Johnson
by Releassmeejohnson December 1, 2023
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