Canada's History

(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.

"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."

by Snyper Michaelson February 7, 2010

Canada

If your rich, intelligent, superstar, celebrity neighbor was a country.

Canada: ..and that's how we will combat hunger and income inequality worldwide!
USA: *burps* stfu.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Canada's History

Canada's History refers to the act of giving oneself an enema with Canadian Whiskey onto a woman who resembles Celine Dion.

"His Canada's History kept him up all night last night. It sounded horrific and smelt worse."

by Majere February 6, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act that involves moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

I just gave Jan Canada's History!!

by bilch83 February 4, 2010

canada's history

When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.

OMG Mary I got my first Canada's history last night and now everyone knows where I've been.

by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.

by johnsteck February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.

I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.

by missingyes February 4, 2010