Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021

Dirt surf

To riding a One Wheel on a grassy or dirt surface, (trail, field, ect) while carving (zigzagging) in a very similar motion as noted in surfing, snowboarding, or skateboarding.

I found this sick trail on the All Trails app, Im heard out there know to Dirt Surf.

by Outoftreemonkey April 14, 2021

Dirt Merchant

A Dirt Merchant is a rare but real job in the construction industry. They find suitable dirt for construction jobs or just locations to dispose of excess materials. The person needs to know soil types and make on the spot decisions as to the dirt meeting specifications for the construction job.

I ended fill material for a job so I called a Dirt Merchant

by real jobs July 20, 2018

dirty dirt digglin daryl

someone who will fuck you out of hundreds of dollars for something that should only cost you a couple of dollars . or trick you into paying them to fix and or repair something for way over the estimated cost should be .

home owner : hey i need some plumbing fixed in my basement my pipes are leaking
contractor : ooh OK let me have a look well it looks like you need to pay 3000 dollars for a new water system and stuff .
home owner : well let me think about ill get back to you soon ............. wow what a dirty dirt digglin daryl he is thats way over priced .

by slick over weight willy August 2, 2014

Dirt puller

Insert a vegetable that grows in the ground into her butt and have her lay on her stomach and remove it and eat as if you pulled it out the ground

Yo baker you fw the dirt puller

by Seth Arthur December 11, 2023

dirt blurt

Originating in N.Ireland this is a way of describing a skank.

Dont go near her, she is a real "dirt blurt".

by Pleasefalayshme March 31, 2008

Dirt surge

Noun Definition 1: A period during a dust bowl in which a person's house is Covered out and partially inside (the floor at

Minimal of 2 ft on the floor

My house has had a dirt surge, and I barely made it out.

by Themilofiles September 15, 2017