zebra child

A child from a African and caucasian parents

Is that a zebra child?

by Solrac_Selidor October 9, 2019

Child

A human that is younger than a teenager

The Child doesn't like the game.

by suqarings June 27, 2020

timothy childs

God amongst men

timothy childs: does nothing*
the fucking world: Praises*

by XXXJahtention September 9, 2021

Small Child Fingernails

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.

"What's Small Child Fingernails?"

"A Secret."

by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019

Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.

Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.

by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021

part time child

A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family

Oh Maddie's a Part Time Child

by Pikialo April 16, 2017

The opposite of CHILD MURDER

Yes.

Hym "It's the opposite of CHILD MURDER, yes, but is IN NO WAY the opposite of 'publishing a theory of AI that is then implemented by tech retards.' So, yeah.

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025