fat whale

maddie ramsay

maddie ramsay is a fat whale

by natalie newman March 13, 2022

Whale

Your mother.

Guy 1: Your mom is a whale!
Guy 2: *shoots Guy 1*

by Hayato Dakarai Anims January 27, 2022

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

Tactical Whale

A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.

It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.

by Capybaara September 17, 2021

whale

whale
a noun

a overweight person
a astronaut in the ocean

Popular girl: HAHAHAHA SHES A WHALE
Victim: Your so mean!

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 30, 2021

Ernie Whale

Incredibly smart and attractive man. true story

Wow I wanna be like Ernie WHale

by EmilyLovesMeRight October 11, 2021

Whale Shark

1. Shark that functions similarly to a whale, despite not being one

2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs

1. I saw a whale shark near a bunch of remoras!

2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...

by ultra_Purple October 17, 2021