The go to food choice of
Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers
Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can
Be seen as a bonus and side dish.
Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers
Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can
Be seen as a bonus and side dish.
Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.
by Blu_leef February 15, 2024
A mountain lion hunter is a male, who specifically targets older less attractive females. Not to be confused with a "cougar hunter" (a man who hunts older yet seemingly attractive women). On the surface it may appear this man lacks finese in his approach. Simply looking for easy sexual targets...
However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.
However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.
by STEVEN WITH A "PH" February 01, 2018
A selfie pic from a girl working out wearing a sports bra, with sweat beads running down the cleavage.
Dawn sent me a nice Mountain Dew Shot from the gym today, a great distraction from the meeting I was in.
by Alaska assassin February 19, 2024
by Nashua_Kehd August 09, 2020
I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.
by Construction workers May 01, 2020
Splash Mountain:
When you are fucking someone doggy style, pull out, and nut down their butt crack starting from the top.
Right as the nut reaches their booty hole you put your face next to their ass and clap their cheeks together causing a cum explosion similar to that of the ride "Splash Mountain" at the theme park known as "Disneyland".
When you are fucking someone doggy style, pull out, and nut down their butt crack starting from the top.
Right as the nut reaches their booty hole you put your face next to their ass and clap their cheeks together causing a cum explosion similar to that of the ride "Splash Mountain" at the theme park known as "Disneyland".
"Bro Jessica let me go to Splash Mountain last night it was my first time. She even setup the camera for a picture just like the ride at Disneyland. Wanna see it?"
by greatwampa December 10, 2024