The Douching Hour

The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.

1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.

2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!

by zhboarder July 22, 2013

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Douche Purse

Douche Purse is the same meaning but is referred as the female version of the term "douche bag".

"Katie is such a douche purse. I hate it when she uses my curling iron."

by xxHouse82xx August 19, 2013

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unused douche

An object that has more knowledge of the inner workings of a woman than Forest Immel.

"Hey, did you hear about Brad and Jane's breakup?"
"No, what happened?"
"She said that an unused douche would know more about pleasing her."

by bic1822 August 20, 2013

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Douche-Chopps

An over-grown version of mutton-chopps, that if it weren't for the disposable razor wide patch of skin on the chin, would be a full beard. Usually grown by over-weight, know-it-all assholes with minuscule penises.

A- "See that fat fuck with the douche-chopps?"
B- "Yea, he probably has a pin sized pecker"

by annias August 25, 2013

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douche holster

A vest

Looks like Thad wore his douche holster.

by silentscope202 September 27, 2013

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Douche Bag

1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.

2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"

3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.

Eagles fans are Douche Bags

by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013

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