(Noun) A slang term used to describe difficult-to-understand females. The, 'look at the front cover and read the back before opening up' kind.
by 914unkkkkk May 26, 2024
Get the Booksmug. 
Someone who is a hopeless romantic and loves reading. They read spicy or soft romances and want what the characters have. They haven’t had a stable relationship in a while
by Loreleigilm0r3 November 2, 2023
Get the Book Addictmug. books are so horrible, especially when you are forced to read them. only loners and people who aren't vaccinated read books. books definitely don't make you much smarter because its overwhelming and THE most boring thing to ever do. while you're reading a book you're probably thinking about something else and then not even know what you just read. they are a waste of time.
by urnotfunny April 28, 2020
Get the booksmug. by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024
Get the Business end of the phone bookmug. A Nintendo Wii modified to integrate Facebook, Guitar Hero III, and a 5.1 optical audio connection to a Dolby Digital receiver.
"Hey Jenna, do you want to stop over and play Super Mario Galaxy later or maybe bowling?"
"No, Thanks, I'm playing the Faceguitarwii-book right now. Did you know I'm completely obsessed with facebook? I need help. Can you help me? I think I should maybe go to an AA meeting or something. I think they'll clap for me there and I'll be less obsessed. No wait, I'll be too busy playing to go to the meeting."
"No, Thanks, I'm playing the Faceguitarwii-book right now. Did you know I'm completely obsessed with facebook? I need help. Can you help me? I think I should maybe go to an AA meeting or something. I think they'll clap for me there and I'll be less obsessed. No wait, I'll be too busy playing to go to the meeting."
by Submitted by Sean Flanagan, Created by Jenna Vosseteig January 10, 2008
Get the Faceguitarwii-bookmug.