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Rectal suicide

When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.
I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.
by Mungtongue February 6, 2022
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suicide

When you know life sucks so you give up on all the dumb humans around you
If I have another math exam i‘m gonna jump off that roof, lemme do suicide
by NoHuman February 12, 2022
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suicide

suicide is when someone chooses to end their life . it is also something thats always on my mind when im not asleep . it shouldnt be joked about but , most of the time the people that joke about it are suicidal .
dude : hey dude , dont you think elliot's been acting weird lately ? they gave me a bunch of their stuff yesterday ....

dude 2 : ..... didnt you hear that they commited suicide earlier today ???

dude : oh .....
by atsushi lover October 13, 2021
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Phone Suicide

You Masturbate and when you are on the verge of ejaculation you call someone
q-"I did a phone suicide to andy last night and he didn't even know lol:"
by MrMaul10 October 17, 2021
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Chinese suicide

When a person is shot in the back of their head, twice.
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.

Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.

Similar to being suicided
Person1: Hey did you hear that 抗议者 disappeared after going to a pro-democracy protest.
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.

Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.

(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
by Chunkybeef9847 October 19, 2021
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suicide prevention september

a month to spread awareness about suicide prevention
person one: hey its suicide prevention september

person two: thanks for telling me i should check if my friends and family are feeling ok
by Chiakiro September 15, 2021
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Suicide Squad

A local Daytona viglante or assassin group. Most are former civil service workers. They are known for hacking into phones and planting evidence that no one knows is there until it's too late. They also get money from the government to create a mobile unit with fancy dodge chargers or challengers. They are paid with a bounty by an ex husband or ex girlfriend seeking ultimate revenge. They utilize the local police department software, the court database, and local college research institutions to use EMF devices and illegal substances to bring a person to the point of not being able to fight. They love to stalk and do black bag jobs, tamper with mail, steal from accounts all in hopes of making their target commit suicide.
Have you had the red scare of the Suicide Squad yet?/
by Starportal77 July 18, 2021
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