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Speed King

A web developer that knows what they’re doing when it comes to site speed performance and optimization.
T-bone : Yo kaz you know how your the speed king can you speed up this website for me
Kaz : yea mate send it over
T-bone: kaz mate your such a speed king
by Gear boys August 15, 2018
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Speed Tump

slapping a glass so hard it breaks your hand
Person 1: Hey, why is your hand in a cast?
Person 2: I speed tumped my water bottle.
by TotallyNotAConspirator October 4, 2018
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Speed Racer

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.
Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.
by The Amazing Speed Racist October 16, 2018
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speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian
Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”
by Oldbehide November 8, 2018
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Speedn’t

A fucking terrible meme that Pewdiepie has since killed on meme review. It means to move at extreme slow pace to the point of standing still.
Cinos the speedn’t hedgehog. HES THE SLOWEST THING ALIVE!!!!
by Anthro the not a furry November 20, 2018
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Speediocre

Speedy + mediocre = speediocre
When I learned unexpected company was arriving in 15 minutes, I did a "speediocre" job tidying my house.
When I forgot an assignment was due the next day, I wrote a "speediocre" report.
by JewelryPhoSue November 20, 2018
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SPEED BALL

by Zach made dis November 29, 2018
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