itinerant simp

When traveling, someone who shows excessive sympathy & attention toward people they find beautiful.

My brother Jabbar, an itinerant simp, would not stop bowing at the feet of the pretty Taiwanese waitresses as we traveled throughout Taiwan for our 5th wedding anniversary.

by MorRight August 11, 2022

Table Simping

The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.

"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"

"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."

by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022

Eren Simp

A person who simps for eren yeager from attack on titan. An influx of eren simps happened at the start of season 5

Willy is such an eren simp!

by Jackinator84 September 4, 2022

Simp Syndrome

You have a feeling that you like someone and you'll do anything for them and people will start calling you a simp but you don't care because your happy being a simp for drea- nevermind....Oh and it's not contagious-

You simp you have the simp syndrome now.

by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020

Hanako-simp

They are a beautiful happy person and they are one of the best people in the world UnU ♥️

Hanako-simp is a simp XD

by Nene yashiro♥️ April 4, 2021

Simp or pimp

Basically what simps call smash or pass, but simp means you would do anything for them or you can pimp which means let someone else have them.

Man 1: Simp or pimp Zendaya
Man 2: Sheesh I’m simping

Man 1: I am too

by anonymous June 25, 2021

giga simp

A simp above all simps, a simp to many women... even ones who aren't. Hated by men, and also hated by women. Let's be real: it's creepy.

Person A (to a woman): Hi, here's a heart and a cookie.
Person A (to a woman, 2 minutes later): Hey, here's another heart and cookie.
Person B: The giga simp is back

by Friedrich der giga simp January 29, 2021