The girl on the subway platfrom this morning chose the self check-out. She scatched her ass, then sniffed it. we made eye contact and she the she dove into her shame hole.
by slobby1 October 26, 2011
Get the self check-outmug. 1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.
2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.
2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.
by F41R September 2, 2021
Get the Cell Phone Self Ownmug. by I hit it with your mom March 4, 2019
Get the Self proclaimed broke boymug. A male who purposely wipes himself for his girlfriend in order to use guilt as a means of manipulating her.
A male suffering from Self Wiped Male (SWM):
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.
by David Meller May 9, 2007
Get the Self Wiped Male (SWM)mug. by Frank October 16, 2004
Get the Check My Bad Selfmug. A educated Idiot....
How morbid it is to be a human being in today’s age
Forgiveness has decayed
Enmity and arrogances has plagued the minds of the educated..
how smart they must seem to themselves
But yet how unreasonable educated people have grown to be
So smart but yet so incompetent
The world is full of self-aggrandizing inflammation
I must see the change that is needed
It is imperative that I return to the humble student that is oblivious
Forgiveness has decayed
Enmity and arrogances has plagued the minds of the educated..
how smart they must seem to themselves
But yet how unreasonable educated people have grown to be
So smart but yet so incompetent
The world is full of self-aggrandizing inflammation
I must see the change that is needed
It is imperative that I return to the humble student that is oblivious
by Tiger Teeth December 4, 2009
Get the self-aggrandizing inflammationmug. by oofwhy September 16, 2018
Get the Yeetus yeetus commit self deletusmug.