The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
Get the second blessingmug. Why?
Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022
Get the Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title?mug. These people are absolute muscle gods. They read books 24/3 cos on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday they are building their omega muscles. But beware when you see these people. They’ll come for you and eat your m&m’s.
by DefinetlyNotAV February 11, 2022
Get the Isaacs who’s second name begins with an smug. by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the second great-cousin-nephewmug. Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.
Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
Get the second-hand litteringmug. 
The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.
"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"
by AnthonyBigShield March 2, 2020
Get the Second Christmasmug.