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crisps smith

manager of nufc

100% loves mackem
loves prawn cocktail crisps
freestyle rapper
@crisps.smith on tiktok
me: ‘babe im leaving you for someone else
jo: ‘what? why? who for?’
me: ‘hes called crisps smith’
jo: ‘ah yeah seen him on tiktok i would if i were you too
by qwerty420uiop68 January 12, 2023
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Dr. Gordon-Smith

First off, HE HAS A PhD. Call him Doctor. Not Mister. Doctor.

He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.
Me: Dr. Gordon-Smith, can I use a comma in this sentence?
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.
by Lord Amigo December 6, 2018
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jordan b smith

A girl who WILL take your man: and a girl that can’t be replaced
You can’t do better than Jordan b smith
by Helloandbye445 December 7, 2018
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Smith

The smallest cock imaginable... Any gay man will cream his pants for a smith... Loves to masturbate to gay old soggy anime porn... But best of all any Smith will give u the best sex of your life and a great babysitter
I had sex with a Smith last night, he had a tiny cock but it was the best sex of my life
by Robbob6969 October 24, 2018
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Riley smith

When a female manipulates a man to do her biddings in most scenerios it is harmless but then can break an innocent and fragily man
Did you hear about Aden, Sarah pulled a Riley Smith on him.
That bitch ass only used me for my money, what a fuckin Riley.
by I wanna fuck your mom October 30, 2018
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Braydon Smith

He’s and absolute shit. Honestly he’s kind of funny sometimes but most of the time he’s an annoying little twat. Every single time you see him you kick him in the tail bone, and he usually just shoves you out of annoyance. Once he shoved you so hard you couldn’t bend your spine, but that’s ok.
by MrShaggyuwu February 20, 2019
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Jacob smith

by Byorf February 26, 2019
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