the act of boning a dumb bitch while jamming a foot long summer sausage up her ass. Afterwards, no need for crackers and cheese. Cum on the shit covered summer sausage and make the bitch eat it.
by furjam April 17, 2011
Get the Nasty Summer Sausage mug.When you're fucking you're girlfriend, you scream a distraction and make her turn her head. At that very moment you pull your dick out, and slap her across the face when she turns back. Make sure you haven't washed your dick for at least a week.
by Brittany Leigh March 22, 2008
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Noun; to perform the steaming sausage you must be in a doggy style position. 1st you properly get set and smother fire resisting gel around the lip area of the womans vag and the head of your scrotum. Then you get a box of matches and light your dick on fire. You insert ur dick into her vag for 5 seconds giving her a warm sensation. (caution,performing this move for more then 5 seconds may cause 3rd degree burns or death)
My girlfriend was like i want some sausage, then i bent her over and gave her a good old steaming sausage.
by asdadada December 28, 2007
Get the steaming sausage mug.This is the act of pooping into a condom then tying off the condom. You can even add your own ingredients through the act of eating certain foods. A healthy green diet will result in a greener, moreloose variety of sausage. A sausage made after having eaten corn will result in kernel sausage. Other combinations are also possible. Results may vary, consult your doctor if you have a homemade blood sausage, as this may be a result of ripping and tearing.
The other night my girl said she wanted to make homemade sausage with me. I showed up with some condoms and the uncontrollable urge to poo. She had raw meat sitting on the table and an organ grinder. Clearly we were on different pages.
by DWolf06 January 13, 2011
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Get the vienna sausage mug.when a girl shits on a plate, microwaves it, then rolls around in it screaming "DONKEY SAUSAGE DONKEY SAUSAGE!". Kinda similar to steamroller.
by Brenjt October 16, 2006
Get the donkey sausage mug.The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom or the (L.S.C) is when your at that crucial moment at home with a female where your about to get your Freak on Then She Turns and Says 'have u got a condom' so without ruining that moment (because you used all your condoms last weekend) you go to the fridge find one of your mums Lincolnshire Sausages she was planning on using for Breakfast,Scrape the meat out the middle then use the skin as a back up condom.. Bang away Bang.
(Gav) Totally had to use the L.S.C trick last nite man!
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.
by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009
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