rusty sprinkler

When an old man cums on a girls face.

The old man gave the rather young girl a rusty sprinkler.

by Flagpole Sittahhh September 29, 2012

rusty carrots

See also bowel carrots.

Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.

Can be associated with human or animals.

I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!

by vindows wertex September 30, 2007

Rusty Noseblow

When a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth and then she laughs and jizz comes out her mouth and nose.

Joe made Audry have a rusty noseblow.

by Epic boner September 27, 2010

crusty rusty

Catch-all word for an affliction or disease that isn't known but surmised.

"I don't want to go anywhere near that guy- I think he has crusty rusty's or something"

by The Maze June 25, 2008

Rusty Blade

A state of mind that can only be reached by a rodent like human

"wow man look at the Rusty Blade, he's such a rat!"

by M.Badeye January 20, 2010

rusty nail

To pee into a bitches butt during anal sex.

My boy Roofus hooked up Shaniqua with a rusty nail last night, cleaned her right out.

by Action On Time September 17, 2007

Rusty footjob

The act in which a female steps on broken glass and gives another male a footjob (stimulation of the penis by using the feet).

I was bleeding all night after she gave me that rusty footjob.

by Doctor Mannix! September 5, 2009