Rusty Noseblow

When a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth and then she laughs and jizz comes out her mouth and nose.

Joe made Audry have a rusty noseblow.

by Epic boner September 26, 2010

Rusty Crusty.

The build up of brown malicious content in your underpants. Once the phenomena has grown bigger than your fist set your underpants down upon the radiator and let them dry. Soon you will be using your crust for many household tasks.

Guest: Hey this is some realy good cake, The chocholate sprinkles are fantastic.

You: LOL. Your Eating My Rusty Crusty.

by VENOM 647 January 12, 2009

Rusty Blade

A state of mind that can only be reached by a rodent like human

"wow man look at the Rusty Blade, he's such a rat!"

by M.Badeye January 20, 2010

rusty sprinkler

When an old man cums on a girls face.

The old man gave the rather young girl a rusty sprinkler.

by Flagpole Sittahhh September 29, 2012

crusty rusty

Catch-all word for an affliction or disease that isn't known but surmised.

"I don't want to go anywhere near that guy- I think he has crusty rusty's or something"

by The Maze June 25, 2008

rusty nail

To pee into a bitches butt during anal sex.

My boy Roofus hooked up Shaniqua with a rusty nail last night, cleaned her right out.

by Action On Time September 07, 2007

Rusty footjob

The act in which a female steps on broken glass and gives another male a footjob (stimulation of the penis by using the feet).

I was bleeding all night after she gave me that rusty footjob.

by Doctor Mannix! September 05, 2009