Golden rule

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Overnight Rule

when someone leaves an item in your possession overnight and for the duration of you having the item you can use it as-much as you want to and are under no obligation to give it back until they remember and ask for it back.

"Cal left his weed at mine last night so i claimed overnight rule, so you want to smoke a joint now?"

by RJ1995 September 18, 2012

road rules

a reality television show that originated on MTV that has 6 people live in a motor home, travel, and complete missions such as bungee jumping or eating bugs for money and prizes.

That guy Donell from the show "road rules" really sucks!

by stillettobob July 18, 2003

Alexander Rules

When your mom doesn't like to read rules for board games, so she makes them up on her own as you play.

Hey don't I get a point for That?

No man, my mom is here. We are playing by Alexander rules.

by Ladyrimer July 31, 2017

5% Rule

A person needs to be at least 5% smarter than the task at hand in order to do it.

Also another word for dumbass.

Person walking down the street and trips over nothing. I look at my buddy next to me, "Ha, 5% rule".

Someone talking to you and they tell you that they failed at doing something, my response, 5% rule. ( means you dumbass)

by Amy the red May 31, 2020

rule 787878

"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

You have gotten rickrolled
1: hey look up rule 787878
2: you son of a b-----

by Astudioguy May 4, 2020

pub rules

Don't discuss politics or religion.

Abide by the pub rules or sling yer hook!

by nuntoopleased! February 7, 2021