Robert

Robert.

Robert is my dad.
Robert my dad.
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Robert is the fittest guy i’ve ever laid my eyes on. He is such a hot person and definitely has the biggest penis in the world, if you have a robert in your life, you are a lucky person and deserve it b <3
omg there’s robert!
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A guy who chipped his tooth and now everyone of his friends call him chip because it's funny.
Hey look, there goes Robert and his fucked up teeth!
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Bro that Robert kid is such a fucking simp
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Robert is a nice,funny, and gentle. He will always be there for you in tough times, and will build you up like no other. He is the perfect material for a best friend and will do anything to keep you happy. Never lose a Robert because you will be sad. He will love you like no other and will treat you with love. He cares more about other people than himself so be sure to look out for him. Usually tall Roberts are more rude, And shorter Roberts are nicer.
Robert such a hunk!
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When somebody takes a short amount of time to complete the deed
Becky - "How long did Robert last?"
Stacy - "Only 2 minutes, it was disappointing."

Jacob - "I wont be long babe just give me a Robert."
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