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Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!
When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”
by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020
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Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.
Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020
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cash money paper

Something someone says when something cool happens, like when you would say "poggers". It's also said with a fast paced accent.
-Yo dude, you see that fast car pass by.

-Yeah, that car was "cash money paper".
by FAGBOY_&_CHUMCHUM November 16, 2020
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Paper boy

A child born from an affair with the mailman
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Corn Paper

Another word or slang term for the husk of a corn cob.
"Hey senorita, do you have any more corn paper to finish wrapping these tamales"
by Mjf420 April 17, 2023
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