After a female completes performance of oral sex upon a male, the male withdraws and jabs his penis into her eye socket, causing acute pain to the woman and extreme amusement to the man.
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
Get the ohio freight trainmug. An expression used to describe an individual who through sloth-like behaviour causes others around him or her to be late for any event.
The term is often used by students at college or university (UK) and is sometimes used to refer to an individual who has been annoying, retarded, or been witnessed doing something of unquestionable stupidity.
The term is often used by students at college or university (UK) and is sometimes used to refer to an individual who has been annoying, retarded, or been witnessed doing something of unquestionable stupidity.
"What a tool, that guy is an actual train delay."
"Late again, that Brannan is an actual train delay..."
"If Sarah doesn't stop pissing about we'll miss the start... AN ACTUAL TRAIN DELAY!"
"Late again, that Brannan is an actual train delay..."
"If Sarah doesn't stop pissing about we'll miss the start... AN ACTUAL TRAIN DELAY!"
by 488042 April 17, 2013
Get the an actual train delaymug. A phrase used by content creators that is usually used to create a narrative of hate and negativity to distract from their actions, downplay their wrongdoings, or refrain from taking accountability for their exposed misdeeds. This phrase may be used during CSGO lottery sites for children, desperate dms to minors, and years of weird and predatory behavior toward children. This phrase may be recited in Iambic pentameter or hastily scrapped together with a ukulele and awkward glances to the camera.
Person A: "You have been accused of grooming and taking advantage of your fans, who are mostly minors."
Person B: "I didn't do it."
Person A: "Do you have evidence?"
Person B: *Pulls out ukulele* "♭♭The toxic gossip train♭♭..."
Person B: "I didn't do it."
Person A: "Do you have evidence?"
Person B: *Pulls out ukulele* "♭♭The toxic gossip train♭♭..."
by random person on the internet1 July 2, 2023
Get the toxic gossip trainmug. When Cook, JJ, and Peter are all lined up elephant style in the dark. All three are to be naked. The member in the back will then shout out "All aboard!" and then thrust his genitals into the man's ass in front of him. This motion should set up a train reaction to where the second man in line has thrust his genitals into the front man's ass. The member in the front will begin to start making sounds much like a train.
"Dude, I could hear Cook, JJ, and Peter last night."
"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."
"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."
by hodoggie March 5, 2008
Get the Midnight Meat Trainmug. by david3.8 December 29, 2007
Get the Train Station Bluntmug. The act of masturbaiting on a railroad while a train is coming in the hopes to finish on the windshield of the train.
Jim: I heard Tommy completed the train track wack yesterday and lost an arm
Bob: Small price to pay for such a title
Bob: Small price to pay for such a title
by SpicyTiger October 15, 2019
Get the train track wackmug. When things are being said about you that are 100% true, but you don’t want to admit it, so you blame it on the Toxic Gossip Train.
Person 1: Guys, I’m a victim of the Toxic Gossip Train-
Person 2: YOU LITERALLY THREW THAT DOG OFF THE ROOF, I WATCHED YOU
Person 2: YOU LITERALLY THREW THAT DOG OFF THE ROOF, I WATCHED YOU
by AceSpaceCase August 5, 2023
Get the Toxic Gossip Trainmug.