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Blue Bagging

Holding a blue Forest Service bag below your asshole and taking a shit, usually done in the far depths of the wilderness to protect the environment and other adventurers' well-being. These are most common in snowy mountain environments where buried poop would become exposed again within a few weeks.
(National Forest Ranger): Thanks for signing into the climbing register! In case you haven't heard, there's no toilet on the mountain this year. Did you pick up some of our waste disposal bags?

(Hiker): You mean the things you take a dump into? Yup...

(Forest Ranger): And you know about our ongoing campaign, right? -- Don't throw the bags into crevasses or pit toilets, carry them (filled with poo) all the way back and throw them in the trash.

(Hiker): Great... blue bagging it once again.
by MountainClimber August 1, 2012
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Bag of Rags

A group of women friends on their periods at the same time
Wow, my girlfriend and her friend are just a bag of rags this week.
by LightningH January 25, 2016
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Queerag bag

1)A combination of the words/phrases queer bag(see definition) and fag bag(see definition) often used to save time and/or stress the uncanny homosexuality being displayed by either a straigt male or homosexual male.
2)A device often used by homosexual men or straight men expressing homosexual activity(Metrosexual-see definition)that can be used to store such homosexual items/materials such as used condoms,jizz(both human and animal),dildos(both battery operated and manual),fetish items and devices,Homosexual/Male pornogrophy and any other things off a homosexual nature.
1)That guy with the ball sack in his mouth sure is a queerag bag.
2)I need to run to the store and get myself a new queerag bag since my other one is busting at the seems.
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maple bag

a bag in albion online with a adept's rune inside of it and nothing else
Oh no i just got a maple bag
by AlbionRNG April 9, 2021
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shock bag

A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
by danns April 14, 2015
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Swag in a Bag

A phrase that describes an awesome situation or incident.
"Went to a party with free beer, got wasted and partied all night long! Swag in a Bag!"

"Accidently ran into a nude beach filled with hot people! Swag in a Bag!"

"Got a flat tire in front of a tire store! Swag in a Bag!"

"Walking in the park , found a lighter, it worked! Swag in a Bag!"
by stubbzz November 28, 2013
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lizard bag

When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.

To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
Yo I fucked your mama and it was a total lizard bag in there.

That girls twat is a damn lizard bag
by zack15 September 22, 2010
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