A competition where two people set each other terrible
challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is
called a fold, and you automatically lose.
challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is
called a fold, and you automatically lose.
by p6291 March 26, 2023
Get the Menace off mug.When a man gives himself a prostate orgasm and ejaculation by laying on his stomach and flexing his ass muscles up against his prostate to stimulate it. This can be done when the penis is either erect or flacid, and nothing needs to go inside your rectum. It's like bottoming solo.
Luke doesn't jerk off, he flexes off. Why can't you masturbate like everybody else does, Luke? Why do you have to figure out ways to have better orgasms and keep this shit a secret, Luke? I want to flex off too. Wow I bet Luke is great in bed, he knows all kinds of secret tricks.
by IcyHot June 9, 2017
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Memeing off is the act of surfing memes for a short period of time whilst one should be performing another task; similar to masturbatory acts.
Memeing off is the act of surfing memes for a short period of time whilst one should be performing another task; similar to masturbatory acts.
Bob: "My boss caught me memeing off at work."
Alice: "OH, shit, Bob. What happened?"
Bob: "He just laughed and walked off shaking his head. He's cool."
Alice: "OH, shit, Bob. What happened?"
Bob: "He just laughed and walked off shaking his head. He's cool."
by PacketLost June 28, 2015
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Changing the subject when talking to an arsehole
A handjob delivered by two hands without the use of fingers
Changing the subject when talking to an arsehole
A handjob delivered by two hands without the use of fingers
by Liquid Mercury June 27, 2016
Get the palm off mug.Coming from the phrase "off the wall," the term "too off" refers to a situation or object that is full of swag.
Synonyms include:
swag, dope, tight, chill
Synonyms include:
swag, dope, tight, chill
Ex 1: Friend: "Hey man, check out my glasses. I fixed these shades with krazy glue and duct tape!"
You: "Those look new af! Too off!"
Ex. 2: "Did you see Kid Cudi last night at the Fox Theater? That mofo is too off, man."
You: "Those look new af! Too off!"
Ex. 2: "Did you see Kid Cudi last night at the Fox Theater? That mofo is too off, man."
by Francis Nol January 4, 2012
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Get the boff off mug.Two men use the barometer of manhood to win a duel relating to who has the strongest masculinity.
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)
Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues.
Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.
Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.
by Grovesy the first October 19, 2009
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