side hustle

When you’re trying to play it cool and professional, but you’ve got some dirty business going on in your pants. Your loose-cut boxer briefs have to be put in their place so your manhood doesn’t get smushed and knocked around. So you pick a side and let it ride.

Every Friday, Dave wears the same jeans, and every Friday he’s at it with that same aggressive, two-handed Side Hustle. Nothing business casual about it.

by Tommy_John December 4, 2015

Sunny Side Up

Soiled Underpants, usually found in a teenagers room by his mother when cleaning

"He had left his skiddies on the bedroom floor and they were sunny side up"

by cheezy geezer December 29, 2004

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

slab sided slut

A very sexually promiscuos woman whose ass is very flat.

Damn that slab sided sluts ass was so flat I had nothing to hang onto while fucking her.

by mrmag7 December 17, 2010

north side gonza

a gang composed of a bunch of little faggots that aren't even the real deal. they suck off cocks until their mouths are filled with cum and brag about how many dick they can take in one sitting. fuck these phoney ass faggots

Chad: "Have you heard of north side gonza?"
Stacy: "Yea they gay asf lmaoooooo."

by Chromeboi831 October 12, 2022

two sides to a book

getting help from homies to make the money

with two sides to a book alicked stamps

by blitz jean January 2, 2004

Getting some on the side

when a dude fucks a woman, or another dude, in their colostomy hole.

"when she got out of the hospital after the accident nothing was open for business below her waist, she had a colostomy"

"that must be awful."

"yah, he fucks the hole"

"nice, getting some on the side"

by Louie Cipher December 17, 2011