memeing off

Verb.
Memeing off is the act of surfing memes for a short period of time whilst one should be performing another task; similar to masturbatory acts.

Bob: "My boss caught me memeing off at work."
Alice: "OH, shit, Bob. What happened?"
Bob: "He just laughed and walked off shaking his head. He's cool."

by PacketLost June 28, 2015

boff off

better way of saying fuck off, piss off, get lost, or screw

I was sittin here first so boff off

by JCarter March 1, 2009

Too Off

Coming from the phrase "off the wall," the term "too off" refers to a situation or object that is full of swag.

Synonyms include:
swag, dope, tight, chill

Ex 1: Friend: "Hey man, check out my glasses. I fixed these shades with krazy glue and duct tape!"
You: "Those look new af! Too off!"

Ex. 2: "Did you see Kid Cudi last night at the Fox Theater? That mofo is too off, man."

by Francis Nol January 4, 2012

Cock-off

Two men use the barometer of manhood to win a duel relating to who has the strongest masculinity.
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)

Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues.

Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.

by Grovesy the first October 19, 2009

Sit off

Holding up somewhere in comfort, doing very little, either with mates or waiting for something to happen

I'm so hungover, I'm just gunna go the pub to sit off with a coke.

by Joakes March 17, 2013

Slam Off

To go off, to lay someone out, to lose your cool with someone

I went SLAM OFF on her last night.

by Ridin' Dirtay March 1, 2009

Deaf Off

Term originating in the county of West Midlands in England.

This term refers to an individual who ignores or neglects old long term friend/s to 'go off' with new friends.

"Have you seen Joe Bloggs lately?"

"Narh, he's being a right deaf off with his new college mates."

by BrumBird January 20, 2010