asain morning cry

Waking up to sex on the third day of one's honeymoon.

Stuart and Joey awoke to an asain morning cry on the wednesday of their honeymoon

by muskie123 June 9, 2009

moaning michael

Moaning Michael is a term most commonly used by small, elderly woman on one-day shopping trips when their grandaughters want to go, or used by infested 17 year old blonde boys.

Christopher; "So who's been a moaning michael tonight?"
Sam&Rachael; "It's day time!"
Christopher; "Aye I noticed..."
Rachael; "MY EYEEEEEEEEE!"

by sam&rachael March 16, 2008

Alabama Christmas Morning

when a person of a “white-trash” lifestyle cums in their daughter’s face Christmas Morning as she sleeps waiting for Santa.

Roy came home from the bar at four in the morning after the Potato Festival Christmas Eve party and gave Abby-Joe an Alabama Christmas Morning.

by yellowjacket34 March 26, 2008

morning wood denial

This is when a lady refuses to have sex with her, even though he has a full on morning wood!

Lisa gave Jon morning wood denial, after having fought the night before!

by guyfawkes74 January 3, 2010

morning glory

a type of firework that is similar to a sparkler in which the person who lights it lights the tissue paper on the top of the morning glory which causes it to ignite. they are commonly multi-colored in appearance and have a striped pattern. they tend to produce such effects as changing colors, crackling, etc...

"Dude! That morning glory looks cool!"

by Rob June 21, 2004

morning voice

Having the strange desire to sing, when your voice is horrible in the morning (usually if you attempt singing without brushing your teeth first).

Dani: "Prince Aliiii! Wondrous heeee! Ali Ababwaaaa~"
Tai: "A-Are you okay, honey?"
Dani: "Ugh, I blame morning voice."

by TMRomance October 8, 2013

morning bender

A bender which takes place in the morning time.

"How was your morning, jimmy?"

"i had a morning bender"

by todddd May 1, 2008