clumsy mind, dull-witted, stupid
If you don't know such obvious things, then you really are a heavy mindd
by Fextice June 18, 2024
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Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.
"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"
by Bobby da Cones May 19, 2009
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People who pronounce the sound "il" like "el"

Ex. Ellegal
Person 1: I love Ellinois
Person 2: *pulls out a fucking shotgun* you ell minded worgjhlaiwr;filaerhguwre.ghapeurhflusdhflishgiulareghsluaerghlesurghsufgilsuerglghlseiruh
by Zingle Zimbabwean May 6, 2023
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An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.
Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.
by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011
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Implying that a person (older than 14) is not mature due to a statement that they made in replying to you.
Guy1: After we done playing we gonna be real dirty.

Guy2: Agh sick dude why you telling me?

Guy1: . . . mxm. . . Dude why you gotta be so liquid minded?
by Vinchenzo Salvator December 1, 2015
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I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.
by ecargvas October 12, 2021
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When somebody would loose their mind, they wouldnt be able to know, because they wouldnt be able to find it back.
Therefore, when somebody says that they lost their mind, it is unlikely that they did.
Also, asking someone if they lost their mind is quite a futile question.
the lost mind paradox:
Have you lost your mind?
Yes, I have lost my mind!
by ChrizzleTheWhizzle September 16, 2019
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