Mike "Hey man, quit picking your nose!"
Ike "its ok I'm not gonna waste it, we're gonna end up mind melding after you go to sleep, like on star trek."
Ike "its ok I'm not gonna waste it, we're gonna end up mind melding after you go to sleep, like on star trek."
by Ithink2much December 14, 2020
Get the Mind meldingmug. How a male chauvinist claims to be in his general thinking regarding female-human-related matters, but in reality he either is "only interested in one thing" (i.e., he constantly "has broads on his mind") and/or views da fairer gender as merely annoying wider-hipped versions of himself.
Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.
by QuacksO March 14, 2023
Get the broad-mindedmug. by fl0 March 5, 2012
Get the mind-chewingmug. by Monsta G December 1, 2011
Get the Coast Mindingmug. by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 13, 2016
Get the Manufactured Mindmug. When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
Get the Neumann Mind-Fuckmug. "bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
"no u"
by mommymilkerman December 10, 2022
Get the hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkiesmug.