matt chauncey

Matt chauncey will whoop your ass and then beat your old lady's ss and it dont matter that she's a girl.

What happened to her matt chauncey beat her ass then beat the shit outta her old man.

by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020

matt diffley

a beautiful boy with a pig nose and pretty brown eyes with golden and black streaks but makes u fall inlove w him and falls inlove back then he has severe anger issues if u don’t like even a song he likes hell block u and wont let u be happy with anyone else and hell make u wanna blow ur brains out and go for ur frieds but love him

“i had my first love already “ it was matt
who’s first love wasnt matt diffley”

by bluefarts7220 April 2, 2023

Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly

Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

matt leonard

Ugly and gay ass white guy he is a terrible coach and sucks at quarterback

matt leonard is bad at QB

by beastasswhiteboy October 13, 2013

Matt Snell

The kinda guy who turns your passenger seat around backwards and thinks he’s going to get away with it Scott free!!!!!

Matt Snell turned my passenger seat around backwards and thinks he’s going to get away Scott free!

by BPSP September 10, 2020

Matt Swift

The best LSA ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Swift is the best!

by qasdfgbnsasdcvb nbfdenm n June 28, 2022

matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017