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petes' mom

Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.
You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .
by TheRealBoterf9 October 31, 2017
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status mom

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.
She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.
by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017
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Moms toys

The fukin thing mom uses to be horny af
"Oh yea, moms toys are so good at making me cum"
by Gay but not quite February 14, 2022
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Kiki's Mom

Kiki's Mom is the best parent ever. She applauds you for swearing,and doesn't care if your gay. She'll keep your secrets and hangs out with you at your party's. She pays for you even tho your not her kid (unless your kiki). Kiki's mom is better than your mom.
"Dude kiki's mom is so cool!"
by Kat dezmon February 23, 2019
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bakugous mom

omg bakugous mom is such a milf.
by HotsexyQ April 14, 2021
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your mom

your mom
by K01-swag December 3, 2021
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mom mafia

The cadre of moms who micromanage the activities of a group of kids in a particular neighborhood, classroom, or sports team. Cross them at your peril.
I forgot to bring hot dogs to the team picnic, and the mom mafia ripped me a new one.
by Doctorjay March 27, 2016
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