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Though usually battle damaged from tit-feeding babies, these glorious little puppy noses are a real man's delicacy.
Though usually battle damaged from tit-feeding babies, these glorious little puppy noses are a real man's delicacy.
Wow, did you see the milfnips on Estelle! The air-con must have been set to Arctic-blast in her MPV on the school run today.
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To pull out just enough to win a game and/or bet. It is said that whenever someone wanted to bet Milton Berle that they had a bigger penis, Milton always accepted the challenge. He never lost a bet. Not only that, he never pulled his entire penis out. He only pulled out enough to win.
by cleve25 November 29, 2011
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Follow me into the bathroom big boy and we'll join the mile high club. http://www.themilehighspy.com/content.html
by The Mile High Spy October 16, 2008
Get the The Mile High Club mug.A hangover so miserable, you puke the morning after you have gotten very little slumber. Often associated with consuming extreme amounts of hard alcohol or cheap wine/champagne such as franzia. Can happen after a night of filling brewed beverages as well. Orginated from Milwaukee, WI..beer capital of the world; out drinking your state since 1848!
"I recieved my flu shot earlier this year but still wound up with the Milwaukee Flu thanks to a bottle of Josè"
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The cutest, nicest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet.
One you can depend on when you are down and out and have nowhere to turn.
If you know her then you are one lucky person.
She spreads joy to the world without even trying.
Its what she was created to do.
One can easily see that she is hard working and willfully gives from her heart to help others.
If you are ever with her in a relationship don't ever leave her. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
If you do then slap yourself, have your best friend slap you, then have your other best friend slap you too to knock some sense into you.
But if you do leave her and your relationship doesn't end up working out its gonna be tough going from there.
You can try all you want to try and forget her, you can try to go with somebody else, you can never talk to her again, you can move to the other side of the world... But she'll never leave your heart.
And even if you find somebody else out there, they more than likely won't ever make you as happy as she did.
THAT, my friend is something you should take into account here and now... Don't make the same mistake I did, or you will regret it; possibly forever.
ANYWAYS, on to other things... If she is in your life, thank God everyday that you have the opportunity to be with such a wonderful person.
The cutest, nicest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet.
One you can depend on when you are down and out and have nowhere to turn.
If you know her then you are one lucky person.
She spreads joy to the world without even trying.
Its what she was created to do.
One can easily see that she is hard working and willfully gives from her heart to help others.
If you are ever with her in a relationship don't ever leave her. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
If you do then slap yourself, have your best friend slap you, then have your other best friend slap you too to knock some sense into you.
But if you do leave her and your relationship doesn't end up working out its gonna be tough going from there.
You can try all you want to try and forget her, you can try to go with somebody else, you can never talk to her again, you can move to the other side of the world... But she'll never leave your heart.
And even if you find somebody else out there, they more than likely won't ever make you as happy as she did.
THAT, my friend is something you should take into account here and now... Don't make the same mistake I did, or you will regret it; possibly forever.
ANYWAYS, on to other things... If she is in your life, thank God everyday that you have the opportunity to be with such a wonderful person.
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