I kicked a goose

A poor attempt at dirty talk

Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

kick yo' shoes

A dance in which you attempt to kick your left shoe against your right shoe and vise versa in a sideways fashion. If someone is saying "kick yo shoes" it is mandatory that someone in the area begins to kick their shoes.

"kick yo' shoes now kick yo' shoes now kick yo' shoes now"

kick yo' shoes looks like a retarded penguin trying to step on it's own feet

by DK Skizzle & Preston Da' Academic January 5, 2009

Fresh kicks genocide

(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.

A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.

The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.

Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.

by nolandc September 26, 2019

kick back and relax

To make one's comfortable, as in a seated or prone position, and free oneself from tension

I like going to parties, but I prefer kicking back and relaxing at home with a good book.

After a long day of yardwork, I love to kick back and relax on a lawn chair with a tall glass of lemonade.

by PucukHarum January 19, 2023

Donkey-Kick-Back

This is a defense move against the donkey punch. If you are having anal sex and your partner donkey punches you then you kick up and back, like a donkey, hard! This is result in a swift kick to the balls.

John tried to Donkey punch me last night, so I pulled the Donkey-Kick-Back maneuver. Dude never saw it coming. He will think twice about pulling that donkey punch again.

by BitchiestRestingFace October 14, 2017

Kick A Dumbass Day

Every day on the 9th of November, anybody that has ever done anything to annoy you is done for. You have permission to kick them multiple times.

"Y'know, Brandon is really pissing me off today!" Exclaimed Johnny
"No worries mate, its November 9th. Go kick him" Replied Alistair
"I am allowed to!?" Asked Johnny
"Well yeah it is Kick A Dumbass Day!"

by Thy British Bias November 6, 2020

Kick Aden day

It is for people that are only spelled Aden not Aiden Adan or what ever just kick the person whenever for that day on the 26 of august

It’s time for kick Aden day. Find an Aden and kick him just not where their d/ck is inverted

by Choose the green button August 20, 2020