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top my johnson

by just smoove October 24, 2020
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Johnson fever

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.

Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos

How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever
by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018
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bad Johnson

Can be used In place of any object or device. Can be big or small. Can really be anything.
“Hey can you pass me the remote?”
“Yeah which one?”
“That bad Johnson over there on the table!”
by Sparky 550 December 31, 2023
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Olliver James Johnson

Oh my lordy lord is that olliver Claims he's gonna beat be and never does ;( such a chadsterling. Randomly barks beware he bites. Definitely shaves his asshole. Like rebel boy skips class for 5 minutes silly goose.
"Olliver James Johnson" said his mother when he was born. Shame
by SmokWheed420 November 15, 2022
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Johnsonitis

yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal
by YoungPrawn October 4, 2022
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Johnson

A man with no confidence that molest children and young adults
Oh my Johnson you in the kids again
by Nig man March 28, 2021
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