johnny-horned

In a video game, killing oneself with a rocket launcher.

"Did you just die?"
"Yeah, I was too close to the wall and Johnny-horned myself"

by ibmayhem September 3, 2019

johnny mcsquarepants

A man named Johnny mcsquarepants his pants are actually circle

Johnny mcsquarepants likes people

by Robert e wiggle bottom July 20, 2022

Taco Johnny

When you split a six pack and a pound with your girl and then she gives you road head while you're still eating your tacos from Taco John's. While you're polishing off your potato olés and she's polishing off your knob.

Yo, I was hungry and horny so my girl gave me a Taco Johnny.

Have you ever given a Taco Johnny?

by Sugar Nipps July 1, 2019

Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.

How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.

by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017

Johnny Lawrence

Johnny Lawrence is an attractive dude from the karate kid.

He is the father of Robby Keene

The boyfriend of Me

“Hey Johnny Lawrence! Isn’t that the dude from the karate kid that you have a crush on”

by allisonreynoldsishot June 11, 2022

johnny-about-town

A person who is in-the-know, a social scenester, always about-and-about, ahead of the social curve.

He's a johnny-about-town, always on the scene.

by wordonthestreet October 25, 2013

Johnny boy

A lonely little man who tries to make students laugh but really all they laugh about is the bald spot in the back of his head. He thinks he is smarter than everyone but has the intellectual capacity of a left tescticle. Stupid prick
-Yours truly ÄD

Student: Do you know Johnny boy
AD: yeah that wasteman is some different breed of dickhead

by AD_loose April 14, 2019