Lara-jones

A very rare creature that doesn’t exit in usyd. Also known as pet, duck, dog or postbox. She is a pet of a mop and also duck or dog that wants to press a red button. If there’s a lara-jones in your life you are considered a luckybone.
Mop: Siri. Call lara-jones.
Siri: Calling boss’s pet.
Mop: Can I press the red button?

Pet: Yes dog.
by Minihiro October 12, 2018
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lara jones

Lara Jones, also known as “Pet” or “Postbox” that lives in Sydney. Known as the hottest, cutest, kindest and most caring pet in the world. There’re no other living creature that could replace this pet. You are bless to have one in your life if you do.
Mop: lara lara lara jones. You’re gay.
Pet: mopppp. You’re more gay.
by Minihiro October 11, 2018
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Scott jones

It's generally a name, for me its a meaning, a feeling, an experience and a missed opportunity.

They're kind, warm, funny, adventurous, but the type to completely end it, go cold and not forgive, they dont forget.
Once they're done they're done.

He loved country music, and sitting in the back of the tray with a great northern and a fishing rod.
We fought like hell, a toxic and yet deep love that drove me nuts!

But it was real, electric, and I'm still fascinated by the idea of us, because I cant forget him.
And I'm sorry, I regret it, I hurt you, I made you bitter, but I was hurting to, I was inmature, I wish I knew then, that you meant it.
If only scott jones new the truth, Id do it all again, and I'd love him to the end!
by BirdyJones August 18, 2022
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Chris p Jones

I’m hungry Chris p Jones
by ASHLEE.J June 02, 2021
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W.H. Jones

A human mattress that has a man whore in all fifty states and three countries. He also use parking lots of religious buildings for his sexual escapades and doesn’t like African Americans.
Wow W.H. Jones is a real whore and he’s racist!
by Thotcoptor43 August 28, 2021
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that jones

That jones is used whenever you forget the name of a person, place, or thing
Grab that jones ova there(a cup) and get me some water
Or take me to that jones down the street on 35th (liquor store)
Have you seen that jones( that nigga) Corey
by Gorjis smooth January 14, 2020
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Andres jones

Andres jones, you’ll easy fall inlove with those eyes, He has the kindest soul but puts up a wall to protect his heart. Now if you get him to open up and trust you then he truly loves you and won’t ever leave your side. He has the brightest smile but be careful with him he’s fragile and cares a lot about others he loves. Andres jones one of a kind, the only kind i would ever want.
Andres jones is the best boyfriend i’ve ever had.
by inlove with strangers June 26, 2021
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